VIDEOS: America’s Reaction To Team USA Dominating Japan Is Bone-Chilling

VIDEOS: America's Reaction To The USA Dominating Japan Is Bone Chilling

What a great weekend it was to be an American. Saturday was our yearly celebration of being the best country in the universe. On Sunday, America proved once again that we are the supreme leader of the free world. It wasn’t a question of if the U.S. would beat Japan; it was more of by how much. Four goals in the first 16 minutes pretty much put the nail in Japan’s coffin.

Let’s take a look at how America celebrated being World Champs.

Kansas City’s Reaction To The Final Whistle

Atlanta’s Reactions To The 3rd And 4th Goals

Chicago’s Reaction To The 1st Goal

Stadium Reaction To The 2nd Goal

San Antonio’s Reaction To The 5th Goal

Have yourself a damn weekend, America. These colors don’t run.

  1. Nathaniellight

    While I think everyone deserves the Fourth of July off why did the intern get July 3rd off? If he was a responsible adult he could have been preparing fail Friday for the entire week and post it Friday morning. Don’t reward mediocrity.

    9 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. RedPill

      Blame Obamacare. Earlier last week Regester had the Intern wax his back and chest, which took three hours, usually reserved for the compilation and posting of Fail Friday. Grandex won’t work the Intern more than 30 hours per week so that they don’t have to pay his healthcare.

      9 years ago at 11:58 am
  2. Taco12PackGuy

    Reporter: To what do you attribute your success today?
    Lloyd: We watched the Pearl Harbor Movie before the game.

    9 years ago at 10:27 am
  3. maroonandgold

    Sandwiching 4th of July in between beating Germany and Japan gives me one hell of an America boner.

    9 years ago at 10:36 am
  4. TotalFratBoob

    Woah dude my bones are so chill after watching that… I have the chillest bones

    9 years ago at 11:52 am